Solid Insult

Solid Insult :-
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Ek couple Mall me gaye,
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Boy Buys a Helmet,
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Girl: Dimaag toh hai Nai, Phir Helmet kyun Liya?
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Boy: Kal Tumne Bra Liya, Me kuch Bola? 

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya..!!!
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Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
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Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!! 

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Research ke mutabik ladkian ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai

Research ke mutabik ladkian
ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai Aapko pata hai kaise.. ??
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Nahi pata
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Main bata deta hoon aapko
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Kyun ki
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100 mein se 10 Ladkiyan naturally
khoobsurat hoti hai
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Aur baki
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Apni Mehnat se…

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Kaminey friends

Kaminey friends!!

1st frnd- chup raho yaar ghar se phone aya hai.

2nd frnd-zara beer ki bottle idhar de.

3rd frnd-tune jo cigarette di thi wo khatm ho gayi

4th frnd-(in female voice)-jaanu aao na idhar jaldi aooo

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Haath mein dun ya muh mein?

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?

Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?

Boy: Kya matlab?

Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?

Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?

Girl: Matlab?

Boy: Prasad..

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Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai

Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.

Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?

Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu

Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raha hai ...

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Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
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Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi
ho, .
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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali
hoon! .
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Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala
hoon.

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Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun tod Di?

Akbar:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi...
Tha....
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Akbar: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi...

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Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko pitne laga..
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Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi Ko ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai......
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husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta.....

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Height of Student Talent

Height Of Student Talent:
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Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks &
Still U R Laughing..
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Student:" I'm Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks..

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Dudhwala: Continuously Ringing Door Bell

Dudhwala: Continuously Ringing Door Bell!!
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TING TONG TING TONG TING TONG!
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Lady( from Inside):-

Bhaiya? kitna Dabaoge??

Ab bas bhi karo!!

Tumse accha To Paperwala hai!

Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai..

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Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se

Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se

Santa: "Chalo Sex Karte Hain"

Ladki: "Sorry I Am A Lesbian"

Santa: "Lesbian?? Ye Kya Hota Hai"

Ladki: "Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K

Saath Sex Karti Hoon"

Santa: "De Taali!! I Am Lesbian Too,

Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun

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Biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu

Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye? 

Customer- biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu,
milega kya?? 


Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel karke dun??z

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Truth of student life

Truth of student life-
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First bench student knows how
to answer every
problem. .
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the last bench student knows
how to face every
problem..

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Doston sy wafa ki Umeedain!

Doston sy wafa ki Umeedain!

Kis Zaamany ki Aadmi tum ho.

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Jany waly ny ya bhe na socha

Jany waly ny ya bhe na socha Mohsin!

Jo inhen dekh kar jeety hain, wo kidher jain gay.

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Khawab aor haqeeqat main farq serf itna hay

Khawab aor haqeeqat main farq serf itna hay!

Khawab toot jaty hain, aor Haqeeqat toor dayti hy .

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Jee mian ata hy youn Jaan sy guzer jain hum

Jee mian ata hy youn Jaan sy guzer jain hum..

Tery Seeny py rakhin sir aor mar jain hum...

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As duniya main wafa karny waloon ki kaami nahi hy

As duniya main wafa karny waloon ki kaami nahi hy

Bs Pyaar he us sy ho jata hy, jisy Qader na ho! 

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Mery Dil ki Dahleez pay

Mery Dil ki Dahleez pay ,
Kabhe tum Aaty,
tu Samgh Layty.

Ky Tanhayi ki Azyat sy,
muyg Mot kion Aasan,
lagee............................!

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Nazer Nazer ka farq hy husan ka nahi

Nazer Nazer ka farq hy husan ka nahi!

Mehbob jis ka bhe ho Bay-misal hota hy.

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Tashkhees Baja Hai Ke Mujhe Ishq Hua Hai

Tashkhees Baja Hai Ke Mujhe Ishq Hua Hai.....

Nuskay Main Likho Un Se Mulaqat Musalsal......

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Be Wafai Ke Saray Ilzam Apnay Sir Le Ker

Be Wafai Ke Saray Ilzam Apnay Sir Le Ker......

Main Aaj Usay Hairat Main Dal Aaya Hun........

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Afsos Dil Ka Hal Koi Puchta Nahi

Afsos Dil Ka Hal Koi Puchta Nahi.....

Ye Keh Rahe Hai sub Teri Surat Ko Kiya Hua...

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Hal E Dil Kiss Se Kahen Hum Ke Tere Sheher Ke Loag

Hal E Dil Kiss Se Kahen Hum Ke Tere Sheher Ke Loag....

Dil Ki Dharkan Ko Bhi Dholak Ki Sada Kehtay Hain.....

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You'll fall in love

Between ten people, nine maybe
in love with you..
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But, You'll fall in love exactly for that
one who doesn't love you... !!

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Agar FaceBook and Whatsapp Nahi

Agar FB and Whatsapp Nahi
Hota...!
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Toh
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Kasam se School Me Topper
Hota.....! 

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FUNNY INTERVIEW

FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your
Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : And What Does That
Mean?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Mind-blowing
Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is
Nowhere,
You
May Go
Now
Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance.... -?

Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

Officer : Mentally Puncture

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kal mere ek dost ne mere phn se meri gf ka num le liya

Boy to his frnd:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phn se
meri gf ka num le liya
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.Frnd : fir ?
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Boy: fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko
romantic msg bhej raha h 

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Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy

Research Says That:

Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him OrNot. ..
But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!! . . . 1st Second: Kya Ladki HaiYaar .. 2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar .. 3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya..

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Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche se tang aakar

Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche
se tang aakar..
Pati: mahine bhar mein ekkilo
lipstick kha jati ho!
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Biwi:
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jhot mat bolo Ji
750gm to tum hi chat jate ho!

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Kutte k Bachhe ko kuchal diya hai..

Ek Minister ki Car se
'kutte ka bachcha' mar gaya..
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Minister driver se:" Jao iske malik ka pata karo..
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Driver pata lagaane gaon mein chala gaya.. !!
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Par driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke
dabbe aur gale mein dher sari noto aur phoolo ki
maalayen thi ...!!
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Minister:" Ye kya hai ?? !!
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Driver:" Saab, logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni
aur khushi
khushi haar pehnane lage..
aur mithai baatne lage..
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Minister:" Magar kyuN ???
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Driver:" Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki "Main Mantri
Ji ka driver hoon, Maine kutte k Bachhe ko kuchal
diya hai..

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Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi

Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi,
3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi..!
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Father (Ghusse Se):-@:
Ab Kya Lene Aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Bareek Pin Wala Charger.....

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Behan ban k

boy to girl- mai aapse frndshp
karna chahta hu...
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girl- meri sagai
ho chuki hai
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boy- to behan ban k apni kisi dost
se baat karwa de

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AMERICAN LIFE STYLE

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..

DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday..

Forgot to invite U..

DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next
Time..

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Exam me fail hone ki wajah

Exam me fail hone ki wajah kya di hain, aaj
k honhaar students
ne ??
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1 saal ke 365 din hote hai..
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Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal
ke 122 din
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365-122=243
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aur summer vacation gino 61
din..
243-61=182 din
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Usme 52 sunday..
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182-52=130 din..
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Diwali - holi etc... Festival ke 40..
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College festival 15 din
[40 15=55]
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130-55=75 din.
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Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante ke
hisab se 46 din..
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75-46=29 din.
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Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke..
Uske 15 din..
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29-15=14 din..
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Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte
hai..
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14-10=4 din bache..
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T.V dekhne ke 3 din..
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4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
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1 saal me 1 din hi to birthday aata
hai Ab birth day ke din kon padhe
yaar..??.
Parent's shocked Student's rocked...

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Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai

Wen U Cry:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
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Wen U Worried:"Koi Nahi Dekta..
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Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao, Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai... ..

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Umar lambi karne Ka koi Tareeqa Bataiye

MAREEZ- Umar lambi karne Ka koi Tareeqa Bataiye. 

DOCTOR- Shaadi Kar Lo. MAREEZ- Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi ? 


DOCTOR- Nahi, par do faayde hain

1) lambi zindagi ki khwahish Khatam Ho Jayegi

2) bachi khuchi zindagi lambi lagne lagegi ......

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Thanks for compliment

G.f. To b.f.
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"darling do you know , handsome and
smart boys
always get stupid girlfriend"
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B.f.-"thanks for compliment"

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Mere sab k sab gunaah

Yaad hein mujhe,


mere sab k sab gunaah........, 


Ek muhabat kr li...! 


Dusra tum se kr li....!! 


Teesra be-panah kr li....!!!

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Behind Every Successful Student

Behind Every Successful Student -
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There Will Be A "DEACTIVATED" Facebook Account..

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Leave application

Gazab leave application by a boy
O master g
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When i come come
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Rain pada cham cham
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Leg my fisla
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I gira dham
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Niche my bag
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Upar was hum
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Isliye today
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I will not come

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Us befawa ke yad me ham ne jam utha liya

Us befawa ke yad me ham ne jam utha liya...
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Phir lagaya bread pe
aur fatafat kha liya...




MORAL-sare ashiq sharabi nahi hote.

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Kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha,
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lagta hai ab
hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
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girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya ?
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Boy: nahi, tumhaari chhoti behan se milaa tha

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Aaj kal ki Generation

aaj kal ki Generation Ko
Sabse Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai.. ??
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. Exams Mein.. ??
Nahi
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Results Mein ?? Nahi
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Jab So Kar Utho Aur
Mobile Aas Paas Na Ho Tab

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Beta Pappu 5 ke baad kya aata hai..

Dad:- beta Pappu 5 ke baad
kya
aata hai.......?.?
Pappu:- 6,7
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Dad:- wah mera beta to bahot
brilliant hai
Or 6,7 k baad..??
Pappu:- 8,9,10..
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Dad:- kya baat hai beta or uske
baad.........?.?
Pappu:
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Gulam, begum, badshah..

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Newton ki aulad

2 dost jungle mein, Raste me
raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
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RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli..
Usne dusre ko jaga k kaha:" Aasman ki taraf dekh
ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata
hai..??
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2nd:" Bahut sare sitare .
1st:" Isse kya pata chalta hai..??
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2nd:" Asmaan khubsurat hai..
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. 1st:" Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori
ho gaya hai..

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Dekh Dekh ke to fail hua hoon

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa
ne kaha-
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dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo
tumhare sath padhti hai,
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1st aayi hai. . . .
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Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh
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. Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua
hoon ...

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Which laptop do u have?

boy to boy :-wich laptop do u
have?
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. . Boy :- dell i7 procssr 2.2ghz
wth led display 4gb ram 1tb hrd
disk n 2gb NVDIA
grafix card.
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. . girl to girl-:wich laptop do u hav ?
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Girl :- pink wala...

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I love you mom

5 year old boy : I love you mom!!!
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Mom : Awww!!! I love you too! .
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!!! .
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Mom : Sorry, No money.
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24 year old boy :I love u mom.
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. Mom : Kaun hai wo...Kahan rehti hai wo kamini...

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Aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai

Ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
"Aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?"
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Bhagwan bole : taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.
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Aadmi bola : to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon
banaya hai?"
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Bhagwan ne jawab diya : taki wo tumse pyaar kar
sake

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Raat ka time

Raat ka time tha
Ek ladki So Rhi Thi, Achanak
Ek Ladka us k bister ke Paas Aaya Uski Chadar
Hatai.... . .
Or
Uska Hath Pakar Kar Bola . .
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"didi, Jaldi utho Susu karwa do DAR lag rha hai"

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Super Insult

Super Insult-
Maths Teacher: Jab Mai Tumhare Jitna tha,
Mere 100 marks Aate the.
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Student: Aji Kismat Achi Thi Aapki Jo Aapko Acha Teacher Fas
Gaya...
Hamari Kismat Aisi Kahan

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3 Idiots film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Teacher: “3 Idiots” film
dekhne ke baad aap ko kya
lesson
mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki…..
Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa
sakti hai!!
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Teacher: Shut up & get out !
Tinku: Madam main bataau? .
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Teacher: Very good Tinku,
Bataao…
Tinku: Madam college ke 1st
day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!
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Teacher: You also get out !
Chintu: Madam main batau ?
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Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are
a brilliant student, yeh sahi
bataayega….
Chintu: Madam Doctor ke alaawa
Engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai…!!

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My wife saw u

After robbing d Bank,
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robber 2 clerk : Did u see me
robbing ?
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Clerk: Yes.
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Robber shot him dead asked
next clerk : Did u ?
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2nd clerk (Akpos) : No.
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. But my wife saw u

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GHINONI MAHOBAT

Kamzor dil wale pls ye post
na pade.
I m not respnsble.
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1 bahut khubsurat ladki thi.
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Gali ka 1 ladka use bahut pasand
karta tha.
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1 br us ladki ki tabiyat kharab
ho gai.
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Usko ultiya ane lagi.
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Usne 1 glas me ulti ki.
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Or us ladke se kaha agar mujhe
sacha pyar karte ho to ise
piyo.
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Ladke ulti wala glas uttha leta
he.
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Wo adha glas pine k bad ruk
jata he.
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To ladki puchti he kya hua ruk
q gaye. Bass itna hi pyaar
krte ho..
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Us ladke ne hasrat bhari nigah
se dekha or kaha.
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Aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hu.
Yukk..Kkk..
(GHINONI MAHOBAT).
Muje b kisi ne beja to akele m
kyu jhelu???...

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"BIG BOSS"chahte Hai ki Aap

Din Raat TV dekhne ki wajah se,
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Exam me fail Hone par, papa ne pappu ko .
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sirf itna kaha
ki..
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"BIG BOSS"chahte Hai ki Aap
Ghar Se Dafa ho
jaye...

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Paise Nikaalo Pat Jaayegi

Machli Pani Ki Raani Hai
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No No Somthng Should Be new
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Girl Friend Dil Ki Raani hai,
Paisa Uska Paani hai,
Haath Lagao Chilaayegi,
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Paise Nikaalo Pat Jaayegi.....

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FaceBook pr girls 1000 ke note ki tarah hoti hain

FaceBook pr girls 1000 ke note ki tarah hoti hain...
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kyu ki
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Hamesha darr laga rhta h kahi farzi (fake) na ho..

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Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad, SMS pe kaise manati hai

Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad, SMS pe kaise manati hai.. . . 1st Hour:" Sorry 2nd Hour:" Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour:" Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.. 4th Hour:" Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour:" Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour:" I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour:" Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise..Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai,bhaad me jaa.. .. Boy:" Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha.. .. Girl:" Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..

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Shadi krni hai to apni gf se kro

Dear Boyz . . Shadi krni hai to apni gf se kro.. . . . . . . Dusro ki Gf se to Ghrwale bhi kara dete hai.!! 

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Mera game bajnewala hai

Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai..
Thandi hawa bhi hai...,
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein...
Baarish bhi hone wali hai......
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
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Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai
aaj mera game bajnewala hai kaminey

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Nazrein Jukha ke

Great advise for the Girls Jab bhi galiii me chalo nazrein Jukha ke chalo Kyu ki Aisa krne se naa sirf apki izzat barhe Gi balki. . . . . . . . Gire hue paise milne ke chances bhi barh jayenge..

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Students dreams

classroom me 29% Students
ye
sochte he ke
"Agar ye fan Girega to Kispe
Girega "
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And Baaki 71% Students ye
sochte he ke "Agar Yaha
Terrorist Attack ho to me
pure class ko kese
bacha lu." 

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Personal aur Secret me ka difference

Girl:" my janu baby.. shona..
ye personal aur secret me kya difference hota
hai ??
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Boy:" tum meri gf ho ye personal hai .
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and teri behen bhi meri gf hai ye secret
hai..

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Mein tumse bahat pyar krta hu

Boy :"Mein tumse bahat pyar krta
hu
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Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
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Girl :"Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
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Boy :"Q ?
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Girl :"Is raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
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Boy :"Are pagli... tu tension na le
Mere pas WOODLAND k shoes hai bs
tu pat ja

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I am Pregnant

Girlfrend to Boyfrend:" I am Pregnant..
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Boyfrned:" Are u Sure, Ye mera Baccha Hai..
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:" Yaar Sab Aise Hi
Kahenge to Kaise
CHalega..???

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Height of gawarpan

Height of gawarpan..
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Boy:" kya tum facebook use karti ho..???
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Girl:" nahi mai bachpan sehi gori hu..

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MS Dhoni

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
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Samy:
MS Excel..
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Johny:
MS Word..
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Tom:
MS Powerpoint..
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Papu:
After thinking a lot..
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MS Dhoni.

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SOLID BEZZATI

SOLID BEZZATI.....
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai :
hiya friendzz
kaisi lag rahi hoon main..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 35,000 ka
mobile Leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka
sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh
le !!!....humse
kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi
ki....

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Addicted to Facebook

I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it
whenI have time..
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Lunch time,
break time,
bed time,
off time,
this time,
that time,
any time,
all the time.

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Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa

RAJNIKANT's POWER~ Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me. . . . . 1 Chines Ne BAAL ke Do Tukde Kar Diye . . . . . . 1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui MakhiKi Gardan Kaat Di . . . . RAJNIKANT ne Machar Udaya. . . . . . Talwaar ghumayi. . . bt Machar Udta Hi Raha. . . . JAPNIS: Machar To Ud Rha Hai . . . RAJNIKANT muskurate Hue Bola . . . . . . . . Udd To Raha hai . . . Bt . . . . . Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!! .

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privacy naam ki to koi cheez he nahi reh gayi..

Sher sherni ko kiss krne laga
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. . . . . . Sherni usey rok k idhar udhar dkhne lagi.. . . Sher:" kya hua.. ?? . . . . . . . Sherni:" Dekh rhi hu aas pass Discovry wale to nhi, saale mms bana dete hai.. . . Saala privacy naam ki to koi cheez he nahi reh gayi..

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Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat Conversation

Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat
Conversation:
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Boy:"Hey!
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Girl:"What ??
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Boy:"Hi
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Girl:"Bye!
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Boy:"Why ??
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Girl:"Didn't heard What I Said??
Get Lost!
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Boy:"Okay As you Wish!
But I Wanna Say Something to You!
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Girl:"What ?? Say Fast, I don't have
Time!
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Boy:"*Laughing*
If I Ever Wanted to Commit a
Suicide,
I'll Definitely Jump from your Ego
Level to your IQ Level!
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Now Get Lost Saali Chudail...

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Funny moments of the students

Funny moments of the students..
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During exam:"
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Yeh bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya... 

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Maaf karo Baba

Insaan sub se zyada maafi kis ké saamané mangta
hai?
Guess, guess!
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Socho socho
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Nahi pata ?
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Bihkari ke saamné ---- "Maaf karo Baba"

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Semifinal me out

1ladki ki shadi me uska purana
boyfrnd aya
tha
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Sabhi ne use pucha:kya ap hi
dulheho?
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Ex Bfrnd:nhi me semifinal me out ho
gya.
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Final dekhne aya hu.:D:P

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Santa and Banta

Santa:" I am going" ka kya
matlab
hota Hai.. ??
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Banta:" Main Jaa Raha hoon..
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Santa:" Aise to tera bap bhi
nahi Ja
sakta Pehle
MatLab Bata...

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Bus Driver

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

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Quit smoking

GF: Quit smoking..Every cigarette takes 5 mins of your life..

Pappu: Stop watching Daily soaps. Each soap takes 30 mins of your life, plus it makes you dumb...

Pappu Rockingly Rockk.. Gf Shockingly Shockk

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Pathans Are Fools?

Pathans Are Fools? LET SEe

1.A Fool Cant Make An Atomic Bomb: Abdul Qadeer Khan Did It.

2.A Fool Cant Win The World Cup: Imran Khan & Younus Khan Did It.

3.A Fool Cant Fly A Jet: Saba Khan, Being The First Female Pilot In The Pakistan Air Force To Fly A Jet.

4.A Fool Cant Go To Space, Abdul Ahad Mohmand (1988,With His Russian Colleagues,Talked In Pashto To His Mother & The Afghan Presidant,From Space) Did It.

5.A Fool Cant B A Squash Champion, Hashim Khan. Jahangir Khan, Jansher Khan.

6.A Fool Cant Create A State Ahmed Shah Durani Created Afghanitan.

7.A Fool Cant Be President Of Pakistan Ayub Khan, Yahya Khan, Ishaq Khan Did It.

Accept The Reality Before Making Fun Of A Pathan

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Boy texts his GF

Boy texts his GF: Jaan,

I can't live without you!
Will you marry me?

*KILLING Reply*
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girl:- Kon mar raha hai ab?
I lost all my contacts

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Meethi Meethhi Yadon ko Palkon main Saja Layna

Meethi Meethhi Yadon ko Palkon main Saja Layna
SAth Guzary Lamhon ko dil main Basa Layna!
main Bath Room main Batha hon! Shampo laga ky Faraz!
Bijli aa Jay tu Moter yaad sy Chala Dayna.

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Arz kita ayy

Arz kita ayy

Teri Sourat mery Dil main Kuch as tarah sy bass gyi!
Jasy choty sy Rakshy main Moti Aunti Phanss gayi .

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Pathan and Kulhara

Ik pathan sarak k kinarey lgay drakht ko katt rha tha

Achanak us ka kulhara us k hath se nikal kr gatter me ja gira

(Pathan preshan hua or rone lga)

Achanak ik jin aya or us se rone ki wjha pochi
Us ne wjha btai

Jin gatter me gya or golden colar ka kulhara nikal laya

Pathan: ye mera kulhara nhin hai
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Jin: o mama tera e a otton potti ponj k wekh, eda tu honesty is the best policy da hero na bn.

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Relationship between lovers in today's age

Relationship between lovers in today's age. You can touch each other but you cannot touch each others mobile..

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Complete business failure due to negligence

Economics Teacher: Give example of "Complete business failure due to negligence" Student: A pregnant prostitute

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Little Child's Prayer

Little Child's Prayer on New Year Eve O Lord! In this Year, Please send clothes. For all the poor ladies in Dad's Computer.

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Sway them to and fro

One day a wife of a hunter found him with his lover. She took a gun and aimed it at her husband's testicles.
The hunter, "Stop! Don't do that! It's unfair! You don't give me a chance to save!"
The wife, "Ok, sway them to and fro."

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