Friday, 6 June 2014

Apny Nuqsan Pr Hargiz Ghamzda Na Hua Kro

 "Apny Nuqsan Pr Hargiz Ghamzda Na Hua Kro"
Q
K

ALLAH Tmse Us Wqt Tk Kuch Nhi Wapis Leta

Jb Tk Us sy Behtr Tm ko Ata Na Krdy

SUBHANALLAH
SHABBAKHAIR

Ek dilchsp HAQEEQAT

Asslam o Alaikum.
Ek dilchsp.
    "HAQEEQAT"

Jb neki ki jay to right frishta likhta hy
Or
Jb burai ki jay to left frishta likhta hy..
Kya aap ko aisa "AMAL" btaon jis k krny se dono frishty hrkat men aa jaty hen ?
or ALLAH b msroof ho jata hy

Wo "AMAL" Hy DROOD SHRIF.

Jisy prhne se Right frishta 10 nekian likhta hy
Or
Left frishta 10 gunah mitata hy
Or
ALLAH 10 drjaat bulnd krta hy.

SUBHAN ALLAH..!!

is msg ko apny lia sdqa-e-jaria bna len.

Allah Qayamat ke din 1 he waqt mein sari Kainat sey hisab kesy lega?

* ASSLAM O ALAIKUM@.
*(SONHRI JUMLA)*
Hazrat ALI(R.A)se kisi ne pocha:

"Allah Qayamat ke din 1 he waqt mein sari Kainat sey hisab kesy lega?

Hazrat Ali(R.A)ne boht he khubsurat Jumla Irshad Farmaya:
"Jesy 1 waqt mein saari Kainaat ko Rizq de raha hai".
  ("SubhanAllah")
 (*Good morning*)

Jab shetan ne kaha k ay

*ASSLAM   O *ALAIKUM
Jab shetan ne kaha k ay RAB

"Teri Izzat ki qasam!

me tere bando ko hamesha behkata rahoonga,

jabtak unki roohen un k jismon me rahengi."

ALLAH RABULIZZAT ne Irshad Farmaya,

"Mujhay Qasam hay apni Izzat-o-Jalal ki aur Apne Aala Maqam ki.

jab tak wo mujse Asstaghfar karte rahenge,

ME UNKO BAKHSHTA RAHUN GA'

SUBHAN-ALLAH

Allah apko hamesha khush rakhy aur tamam logo ko
ALLAH HAM SB KO AML KI TUFIQ ATA FRMAY.
      (AMEEN)

PANGY BAAZ BV

(PANGY BAAZ BV)


Kitchen Se Namak Lana,
SHOHAR:
Yaha Toh Namak Nai Hai?
BV:
Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Ho Hi Andhe,
Tumhein Nahi Mile ga,
Is Lye Phly Hi Le Aai Thi main!

Sometimes being kind is more important than being right

Assalam o alaikum........

Sometimes being kind is more important than being right...
Because sometimes people need a
 Caring Heart to listen...
Not a
 Brilliant Mind to speak...

Subha bakhair....!!!

Nawaabo Tum Bhi Msg Ker Do

A.O.A
@Arz Kiya hai Ke,
Gham Hai,Tanhaai Hai,
Dard Hai, Ruswaai Hai,,
.
.
.
.
Nawaabo Tum Bhi Msg Ker Do, Meri Kya Government Ne Duty Lagaai Hai.?
GOOD MORNING.

FAQA,TANGDASTI OR BEMARI K ASBAB

FAQA,TANGDASTI OR BEMARI K ASBAB:

1.Mehman Ko Hqarat Se Dehkna

2.Quran Pak Ko Be Wuzo Hath Lagana

3.Bagair BISMILLAH Parhe Khana Khana

4.Jote Pehan Kr Khana Khana

5.Namaz Qaza Krna

6.Darwaze or Kherki Pe Bethna

7.Olad Ko Gali Dena

8.Subha K Waqt Sona

9.Kharay Ho Kr Nahana

10.Ganey Bjany Me Dil Lgana

11.Jae Namaz Pr Zamany Ki Baten Krna

12.Roti se khany k hath saf krna.

Khud b in sb se bachen or dosron ko b bachaen.
Jazak_ALLAH

3 ibadaten ap ka muqadar bdal skti hen

Drod pak prh layn

3 ibadaten ap ka muqadar bdal skti hen

1.Astaghfirullah Ki Kasrt
2. Kalma tayba ka wird
3. Durood pak ki kasrt

Drod pak prh layn

Bohat Dair se k0i hiChki,

Bohat Dair se k0i hiChki,
nahi aii. . . . . !
Bh0olny walo0 ki
Khuda' Khair kary. .

Be a reflection of what you want to see in others

Be a reflection of what you want to see in others. If you want love , give love . If you want honesty , give honesty . If you want respect , give respect . In the end you will always get what you give.
Give respect to each and every person in the
world whether they deserve it or not. This act is not a reflection of their character but it is a reflection of your own personality.. Stay blessed:-)

Yadain Unhi Ki Aati Hein Jin sy Dil Ka Taaluq Ho

Yadain Unhi Ki Aati Hein Jin sy Dil Ka Taaluq Ho,,

     "AE DOST"

Hr Shakhs Se Muhabat Ho, Aisa Mumkin Nah

Waqt mile to hamari parwaah kar lena

Waqt mile to hamari parwaah kar lena .........

Har pal nahi par ek pal yaad kar lena ........

mana ki aapke rishte honge hazaar .........
...
Par ek pal hamay  yad kar lena .......... 

Hazaron mashghaly hain jo mujhay masroof Rakhty hain

"Hazaron mashghaly hain jo mujhay masroof Rakhty hain.,

 
 
"Magar ap Anmol Itne Hn K hr wakt Yaad Aate Ho......

Us k "KHWAAB" sajany me lutf aata hai

PARVEEN SHAKIR

Us k "KHWAAB" sajany me lutf aata hai,

K apna aap "JALANY" mein lutf aata hai.

Khuda se apne liye "MAANGTi" hon jab us ko,

Mujhy ye "HATH" uthany mein lutf aata hai.

Us ki "YAAD" me bas jaagty rahein shab bhar,

Khud apni "NEEND" churany mein lutf aata hai.

Us ki "ZAAT" se hai be_panah "PIYAR" hamein,

Us  k "NAAZ" uthany mein lutf aata hay

Waqt Mile To kabhi Rkhna Qadam Mere DiL ke Aangan Mein

Waqt Mile To kabhi Rkhna Qadam Mere DiL ke Aangan Mein

      " D O S T "

Heiraan Reh Jao Ge Mere Dil mein Apna Muqam dekh kar .? 

Naam-e-Khuda lekar uth jate hain jo Log

"Naam-e-Khuda lekar uth jate hain jo Log..


  Dost  



Manzil k pass wo nahi, Manzilen un ke pass aa jati hain...SUBHA BAKHAIR..

Dua karni nahi ati

DUA Karni Nahi Aati Magar Yeh Iltija Hai RAB Sy

Jahan Sayaa Tumhara Ho Wahan Par K0i Gham Na Aaye..!!!

        "*AMEEN*"

شب جمعه كا درود پاك

شب جمعه كا درود پاك
  الهم صلي وسلم و بارك علي سيدنا ومولانا محمدالنبي الامي الحبيب العالي القدرالعظيم الجاه وعلي اله وصحبه وبارك وسلم.

Taweel Na Sahi

Taweel Na Sahi
Agrchy Boht Hi
Mukhtasar To
Hoga,,,???

Tere Dil Ki Kitaab Me Kaheen To Zikr Mera...

Ager Rasta Khubsurat hy

"Agar rasta khubsurat hy to pata kro k kis manzil
ko jata hy!

lekin agr manzil khubsurat hy to raste ki parwah mat karo."
Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Jin K humsafer pas na Hon

Jin K humsafr pas na  Hon Un Ka Sukoon Say Kya Talluq"??

DOST

Un Ki Aankhon Mein Neend Nahi Sirf intzar rhta hy!

WO Aj Tak Nawaz Raha he Apne Lutf-O-Karam Se Mujhe

'WO Aj Tak Nawaz  Raha he Apne Lutf-O-Karam Se Mujhe,,,,,


'Bus Ek Bar Kaha Tha  "ILAAHI" Rehm Kr "MUSTAFA" K Waste...!

Ajab Faiz Hai

Ajab Faiz Hai Mery "NABI" Ki Mohabbat Ka,



K Durood Un Pay Parhta Hoon Or Noor Mujh Par Barasta Hai..

2,3 saboot or pesh kye jayen

WAKEEL: My lord, Qanoon ki kitaab k safa numbr 15 k mutabiq mere mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kya jaye,
JUDGE: "Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye"
(Kitaab pesh ki gayi)
Judge ne safa numbr 15 khola to us mein '5000' K '5' note thy,
JUDGE: "Es tarha k 2,3 saboot or pesh kye jayen.

Namaz ky Masyail Batna

    ,ایک روایت بیان کی
کہ
کسی شخص کو نماز کےمسائل بتانا،روئےزمین کی تمام دولت صدقہ کرنےسےبہترہے
اورکسی کی دینی الجھن دورکردینا
سو<100>حج کرنےسےافضل ہے
‏.
‏<تذکرۃالمحدثین>

Tera Sath ho tou

Tera Sath Ho Tou Saaray Mausam Achy Lagty Hen..!!

Wrna Be-Maza Hen Phool, Khushbo Or December ki ye thandk 

Kash ma laut jaon bachpan ki wadi ma



Kash ma laut jaon bachpan ki wadi ma....
Na koi zrurat thi, na koi zruri tha...

Meri Ankhon sy Pocho

کون کہتا ہے
تمہاری یادوں سے بے خبر ہوں میں ،
،
‏"" دوست "" ،
،
میری آنکھوں سے پوچھو کہ میری رات کیسے گزرتی ہے _‏


Good Night

Friday, 10 January 2014

Lout ky Aa jain gyy


Meri Khawish ky lia


Khushi ke mare

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale

Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare.

Train ke engine ko choom liya 

Bus Accident

Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.

Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.

Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,

Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
..
.
?

Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... 

Next generation Kindergarten poem

Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...

Married life is so easy

Pyaar + khayal = Maa.

Pyaar + Dar = Papa.

Pyaar + Saath = Behan.

Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai.

Pyaar + Zindagi = GF

Pyaar + Masti = Friends

Pyaar+Khayal+Dar+Saath+Ladai+Zindagi+Masti =Wife

Married life is so easy,
Its just like a walk in the Park.!!

but the problem is That the Park is- 'Jurassic Park' Lo karlo walk...!! 

Jin ky Humsafer Pas na hon

Jin ky Humsafar Pass na hon,

un ka Sukoon sy kia talluq?

Dost!

Un ki Aankhon mein Neend nahi sirf Intzar rahta hay!


Khawab main Mily ho or kiya khoob mily ho



Bs Shukriya kehna tha is Nazer e Karam ka!

Khawab main Mily ho or kiya khoob mily ho

Kia January kia February

Kia January ,
Kia February,
Hum kia karein November ko
December ko


Jab Tumhari Bhabi ji sath hi nai hamary,
Aag lagey is Calendar ko :)

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