Friday, 10 January 2014
Khushi ke mare


Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya
Bus Accident


Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?


Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'...
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'...
Next generation Kindergarten poem


Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...
Married life is so easy


Pyaar + khayal = Maa.
Pyaar + Dar = Papa.
Pyaar + Saath = Behan.
Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai.
Pyaar + Zindagi = GF
Pyaar + Masti = Friends
Pyaar+Khayal+Dar+Saath+Ladai+Zindagi+Masti =Wife
Married life is so easy,
Its just like a walk in the Park.!!
but the problem is That the Park is- 'Jurassic Park' Lo karlo walk...!!
Pyaar + Dar = Papa.
Pyaar + Saath = Behan.
Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai.
Pyaar + Zindagi = GF
Pyaar + Masti = Friends
Pyaar+Khayal+Dar+Saath+Ladai+Zindagi+Masti =Wife
Married life is so easy,
Its just like a walk in the Park.!!
but the problem is That the Park is- 'Jurassic Park' Lo karlo walk...!!
Jin ky Humsafer Pas na hon


Jin ky Humsafar Pass na hon,
un ka Sukoon sy kia talluq?
Dost!
Un ki Aankhon mein Neend nahi sirf Intzar rahta hay!
un ka Sukoon sy kia talluq?
Dost!
Un ki Aankhon mein Neend nahi sirf Intzar rahta hay!
Kia January kia February


Kia January ,
Kia February,
Hum kia karein November ko
December ko
Jab Tumhari Bhabi ji sath hi nai hamary,
Aag lagey is Calendar ko :)
Kia February,
Hum kia karein November ko
December ko
Jab Tumhari Bhabi ji sath hi nai hamary,
Aag lagey is Calendar ko :)