Friday, 10 January 2014

Lout ky Aa jain gyy


Meri Khawish ky lia


Khushi ke mare

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale

Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare.

Train ke engine ko choom liya 

Bus Accident

Bus Accident

Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.

Bahut dard ho raha hai.

Santa: Abey chup baith.

Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,

Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... 

Next generation Kindergarten poem

Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...

Married life is so easy

Pyaar + khayal = Maa.

Pyaar + Dar = Papa.

Pyaar + Saath = Behan.

Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai.

Pyaar + Zindagi = GF

Pyaar + Masti = Friends

Pyaar+Khayal+Dar+Saath+Ladai+Zindagi+Masti =Wife

Married life is so easy,
Its just like a walk in the Park.!!

but the problem is That the Park is- 'Jurassic Park' Lo karlo walk...!! 

Jin ky Humsafer Pas na hon

Jin ky Humsafar Pass na hon,

un ka Sukoon sy kia talluq?

Dost!

Un ki Aankhon mein Neend nahi sirf Intzar rahta hay!


Khawab main Mily ho or kiya khoob mily ho



Bs Shukriya kehna tha is Nazer e Karam ka!

Khawab main Mily ho or kiya khoob mily ho

Kia January kia February

Kia January ,
Kia February,
Hum kia karein November ko
December ko


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Aag lagey is Calendar ko :)

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